Ant: America's Ready (2006)

Director
Michael A. Bloom; Chuck Vinson

Main cast
Ant

Genres
Comedy

Description
Hold onto your Lee press-ons! From emergency landings to roofies that haven't ever worked, to a queer eye that makes the Fabulous Five sneer, Ant is irrevocably one of the funniest talents to come to America's living room. Hilarious up-and-coming comedian Ant takes on disparate topics, and makes them all painfully funny in this highly entertaining hour-long program.


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