Don Verdean (2015)
Director
Jared Hess
Main cast
Sam Rockwell; Jemaine Clement; Amy Ryan; Danny McBride; Will Forte
Genres
Comedy
Description
Biblical archaeologist Don Verdean is hired by a local church pastor to find faith-promoting relics in the Holy Land. But after a fruitless expedition he is forced to get creative in this comedy of faith and fraud.
Jared Hess
Main cast
Sam Rockwell; Jemaine Clement; Amy Ryan; Danny McBride; Will Forte
Genres
Comedy
Description
Biblical archaeologist Don Verdean is hired by a local church pastor to find faith-promoting relics in the Holy Land. But after a fruitless expedition he is forced to get creative in this comedy of faith and fraud.
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