Mean Machine (2001)
Director
Barry Skolnick
Main cast
Vinnie Jones; David Kelly; David Hemmings; Ralph Brown; Vas Blackwood
Genres
Comedy, Drama
Description
Disgraced ex-England captain (Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan) is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. These prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards. The prisoners are lead by Danny and the whole of the prison, guards aside, are behind them.
Barry Skolnick
Main cast
Vinnie Jones; David Kelly; David Hemmings; Ralph Brown; Vas Blackwood
Genres
Comedy, Drama
Description
Disgraced ex-England captain (Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan) is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. These prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards. The prisoners are lead by Danny and the whole of the prison, guards aside, are behind them.
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