Life of Crime (2013)
Director
Daniel Schechter
Main cast
John Hawkes; Mos Def; Jennifer Aniston; Tim Robbins; Isla Fisher
Genres
Comedy, Crime
Description
Two common criminals get more than they bargained for after kidnapping the wife of a corrupt real-estate developer who shows no interest in paying the $1 million dollar ransom for her safe return.
Daniel Schechter
Main cast
John Hawkes; Mos Def; Jennifer Aniston; Tim Robbins; Isla Fisher
Genres
Comedy, Crime
Description
Two common criminals get more than they bargained for after kidnapping the wife of a corrupt real-estate developer who shows no interest in paying the $1 million dollar ransom for her safe return.
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